Friday, 3 October 2014

I found three mantids today - two green ones in the swimming pool, and one brown one in the grass outside.
Mum was borrowing my camera so I didn't get any of the brown one (who moved too fast to get any good photos anyway) but I got several of the green ones, which you can see here.
- Oh, wait. My parents just went out and as I closed the gate I found another mantis o.o a beige one, this time.Female, I think but I'm not sure.


Hmmm...nothing much to post about o.o
Here, I know. You can all comment a joke. A really bad joke, and a really good joke. (Limericks count.)
There'll be a winner of the best bad joke, and a winner of the best good joke.
Each winner will receive - assuming they are on Animal Jam - a scarecrow.

- No really innapropriate jokes, though. -

7 comments:

  1. What did the farmer to the crowing rooster?

    Quiet down, the lambs are still asheep!

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    1. I just realized I forgot to say my Animal Jam username. It's AnimalsAreAllMyLife

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  2. That's an awesome pic!
    Haha, that contest sounds like fun.
    1st joke:
    How do you keep someone saying "how"?
    2nd joke:
    A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says "Sorry, we don't serve food in here."
    I'm not really sure which one is the good one and which one is the bad one. Probably they are both bad xD

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  3. 3 people were stranded on a desert island, and find a genie. The first person's wish was to leave the island, and go home. The second wished the same. The third became lonely, and wished for his two companions to come back.

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  4. Did you hear about the guy who invented the knock knock joke? He won the "no-bell" prize!

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  5. Your photos are amazing. What camera do you use? I've started a bit of photography myself, maybe I should start a blog.
    I'll enter the contest later, once I think of some :)

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  6. Bad joke: What has six legs, nine arms, and three heads? - I don't know, I'm asking you!

    I don't know a good joke, I'll tell one later

    (MomSandy on Animal Jam)

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